Do you think Madonna wrote "Papa Don't Preach" from a real experience? Hmm.. probably not because she doesn't have an older child.
But I've got to wonder, if she did, how the conversation would go.
"Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep!"
PAPA (played by Wilford Brimley): First off, you're in deep trouble, not trouble deep. Second, why don't you formulate a plan instead of coming up with inane rhymes? No wonder I'm worried about you.
"Papa don't preach, I been losing sleep!"
PAPA: (Sighs deeply)
